I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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