if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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