So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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