the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Randomize
