i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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