he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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