Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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