the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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