..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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