I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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