shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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