i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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