Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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