i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
