All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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