Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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