if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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