you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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