Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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