Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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