She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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