Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
And my parents said I crawled through the house
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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