mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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