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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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