i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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