when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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