I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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