I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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