True but thats because hes a fetus.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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