There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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