It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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