I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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