Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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