let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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