Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
