Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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