This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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