ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The Olympian is in my bed
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
