shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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