You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It's never too late to be topless.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
