What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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