In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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