if i died would you start the facebook group?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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