i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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