Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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