Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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