So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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