it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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