how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Swine flu. Run for my life!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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