Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Green mimosas i think yes
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Randomize
