South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm bleeding and have questions
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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