party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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